1.麻煩提供個5,6分鐘左右的英語小話劇,內(nèi)容明了,幽默
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”
“沒有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元?！?/p>
“20美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元?！?/p>
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了?！?/p>
TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個例子？
約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。
2.六年級兩人的英語課本?。ê唵危?/h2>
Today and tomorrow這篇不難的，可以參考下：）~~
Yesterday/'s Tomorrow is Today,Tomorrow/'s Yesterday is Today,Today ,as a bridge,is more important,so Do Cherish Today!
Today is the first day of new week.Not a good begin I think ,I lose something and feel so sad, I know I am growing up.Never look back ,cherish what I have now and make my future brighter!! I should learnt how to live how to deal with thing and learn to do everything as a infant. The world changes so quickly!! People change so quickly, just find I am so puerility that didn/'t know how to deal well with the relationship between people and made myself so hard. I think I am a simple boy but frankly I find I think too much and most of the thing I thought will never happen.
Anyway! Don/'t worry Be happy!! You have so many great friends!! Life is so beautiful!! The world is waiting for you ! Get it !!
3.英語小劇本
這個怎樣？The Tiger and The Fox（狐假虎威）（旁白）One day, in a forest a fox ran into a tiger, which was hunting in the forest.Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the beasts. But now I'm very hungry. I must find some animals to eat at once. Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. I'd like to eat you.Facing the tiger's big hungry mouth, the fox was frightened: 'Oh, my God! A tiger! What should I do?He thought hard , then he smiled.'Yes, I have a good idea.'So he pretended to be surprised, and said, 'Oh, my dear!How dare you say that! Yes, you have the name of 'King of the beasts'! But I'm the king of the forest! I'm the king of the forest! Do you know that all the animals in the forest are scared of me not you?' I'm much fiercer than you , If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. “What are you talking about?” said the tiger who couldn't believe his ears. “If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. The tiger didn't believe what the fox said at all, so he said: 'Ok. Let's go.'A strange sight was taken place in the forest: The fox was proudly marching in front and the fierce tiger followed in a huff（生氣）. The fox greeted warmly to the animals: Hello, bear. Hello, frog. Hello, rabbit. The animals all say hello to the fox.But when the animals saw the tiger, they were frightened: Oh! A tiger. Then they all ran away. The tiger was shocked and thought that the animals were scared of the fox. At that time, the fox stopped and asked the tiger, “Tiger, Now you see, they are so frightened! They all run away!” The tiger, who was fooled by this trick and said:“ Yes, you are right. It's true. I'm very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That's all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.The tiger lost a delicious meal, while the Chinese gained an interesting idiom. This story tells us that don't bully（威嚇） people by flaunting（炫耀） others' powerful connections（關(guān)系）.。
4.經(jīng)典英語話劇劇本
白雪公主和七個小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn't like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出場（ 掃地，做清潔.）白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？----音樂起，皇后出場皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here！魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. What do you want to know？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful？魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, I'm the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here！獵人：Yes. I'm here now.皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.獵人：But she is the princess. …皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don't want to see her again.獵人：Yes！皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.獵人：Yes！----音樂起白雪：（ 高興地摘花 ） One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful！獵人：（ 慢慢地拔出刀，但猶豫著說 ） Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can't! I can't kill her！白雪：（ 看到后大聲哭叫）What are you doing? What's the matter? Why do you kill me？獵人： I'm very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who？獵人：The queen.白雪： But why？獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter. Don't kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can't find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep！旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on?、陂_心果：Who is it？③噴嚏精：Maybe it's the ghost?、茴x：Let's go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老頑固：Maybe it's the witch.⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來老學究：What a lovely child！開心果：How beautiful！噴嚏精：Who is she？瞌睡蟲：Don't wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here？老頑固：Kill her.白雪： （ 醒來 ） What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：（齊說） Yes,But why are you in our house？白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don't drive me away. Let me stay with you.老學究：If you look after our house.開心果：If you do some cooking for us.噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老頑固：Don't go out. Don't let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful？魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead？……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please！白雪：OK! Thank you！ （ 咬了一小口，死了 ）皇后：Hahaha….Now I'm the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead七矮人：What's the matter？老學究：Snow White 。
5.5分鐘英語話劇帶翻譯8人最好在校園
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話?。喝θ龂?（7個人表演） 開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干 旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現(xiàn)在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛?。。。ㄚw云出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 趙云：no！本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （趙云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 趙云：看！這就是主公的最后一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭?。櫽白詰z狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already 。
ai ~. （夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出） 夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children, stop there or i will kill you （趙云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗） 趙云：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ？？ （二人裝腔作勢打斗數(shù)招） 趙云：看我九陰白骨爪??！stop!! wait!!! one two three。 nine dark white bone fingers！！ 夏侯敦：唔?。ǖ沟兀?oh my gad i'm over 趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蔣干二人上） 曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。
長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said； （曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒） 曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉(zhuǎn)身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind？ 曹操：是夏侯愛卿。
難道他又在搞什么行為藝術(shù)？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art？ （蔣干上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground？ 夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子?。?！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do？ 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then？ 蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔?。ㄊ謩萑缦拢褐钢搁T外，右手作“九”的樣子，隨即作全身發(fā)冷狀，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened？ 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看來，敵人應(yīng)該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology 。
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~?。⊕嗥饍扇?，作欲與敵人搏斗狀） （三人下） 第二幕：人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙云 （劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上） 旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其后） 諸葛亮：（轉(zhuǎn)頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦?。üЬ礌睿﹐ld liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it？劉備：不啦，軍師您身后有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。
No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat 諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現(xiàn)在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain！ 劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 諸葛亮：首先，天氣預(yù)報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑云來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming！ （趙云上） 張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new 。
6.英語節(jié)需要英語話劇劇本5
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪順利脫逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food---- 2/Somebody drank my water---- 3/Someone is sleeping now---- 4/What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5/How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6/ welcome to our house!---- 7/Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。
7.六年級的英語課本劇
英語不好排 我的也不太好： 場景一： mum: How's it going ,dear? Girl: Just great, mom. Almost done. Mum: you can leave when the soup cools down. Girl :Is Grandma going to be all right? Mum : she's going to be fine. 場景二： Mum: don't run ! I don't want any accidents. Girl :I'll be careful Mum :Go straight to Grandma's Don't stop to play. Girl : I promise. Mum : don't talk to strangers Girl :okay, mom, don't worry. Mu!1'm :it's mother's job to worry. 場景三： Girl: uhh! Wolf : sorry to frighten you . Girl : That's ok. You are welcome. Wolf : Oh, you are very beautiful today. Girl : who are you? Wolf : just a local woodsman. there's a wolf in the woods . Girl :I'll keep my eyes open, bye. Wolf :where are you going ？（邊說邊把手伸進籃子里，小紅帽趕緊把蓋子蓋緊，）疼的大灰狼 Wolf: EEEEE—yoe on, come on, come on! W actions G: Who is it? Girl: It's me, grandma. W actions G: come on down! Girl: Afternoon, Grandma. W actions G: ______Dear. Girl: No, don't kiss me. W actions G: Can you help me? Dear, And make me some tea. Girl: I brought some soup and some cake for you. I”ll put them in the plate. W actions G: No, come here , Let me take it. Girl: Here you are. W actions G: Thank you. Girl: Would you like some cake? W actions G: Yes, of course. Girl: oh, You have big eyes. W actions G: It's better to see your beautiful face. dear. Girl: oh, your mouth' so large. W actions G: It's better to eat you. My dear. dear. Girl: you're the wolf.（表現(xiàn)出驚奇和害怕的樣子）。
W actions G: Yeah!!! Hunter: ya----I”ll bit you, I”ll bit you. （大灰狼加著尾巴逃跑了。）。
8.英語話劇劇本一份
新灰姑娘 New Cinderella角色：灰姑娘（戴著深度近視眼鏡，滿臉雀斑），后母，兩個姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，參加宴會者數(shù)人。
道具：深度近視眼鏡兩副，高跟鞋，拖把，雞毛撣子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜車，SKI化妝品，音樂帶，鏡子，圍巾，流星。ACT 1（灰姑娘背對著觀眾，拿著拖把拖地，身體夸張地跟著音樂律動，再拿起雞毛撣子清理，后母走出來，剛好清理到她的身邊。）
Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing？ （生氣地）Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用雞毛撣子清理后母的裙子。）Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出鏡子給Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒氣沖沖離開）Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do？ （望著鏡子）鏡子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.(Cinderella傷心地唱著Star light, star bright)Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（閉眼禱告）（這時，天空滑過一顆流星，接著小仙女跑過來，追著這顆流星。）
小仙女：My candy. My candy.（跑著跑著，掉了一樣東西）（Cinderella祈禱完畢，看到地上地東西，撿起來。）Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（雙手合十做感謝狀）ACT 2(Cinderella背對觀眾清理房間)大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.Cinderella: Yes, sister. （將大姐的頭發(fā)綁成沖天炮）二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一條圍巾并綁二姐未在手臂上）（大姐和二姐站起來互看了一眼，并放聲大笑。）
大姐：You look so funny.二姐：You look so funny.大姐，二姐：（覺得不對勁）Cinderella!Cinderella： （沒戴眼鏡，雀斑全消）Yes？大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.二姐：Cinderella, your face…Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.大姐，二姐：How did you do that?(Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，比手畫腳了一番。)大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. (Cinderella退回房間)大姐：It is easy, isn't it？二姐：Yes. Let's try.大姐，二姐：（唱歌）Star light, star bright,First star I see tonight.I wish I may, I wish I might.Have the wish I wish tonight.（這時，天空掉下一顆巨大的隕石。）
小仙女：My ball. My ball.（跑著，跑著，將隕石撿起并向觀眾，這時身上掉下一樣東西。）大姐：（睜開眼睛）What is it？二姐：（從地上撿起來）SK.大姐：It works.大姐，二姐：（搶著涂抹）Save some for me.ACT 3Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.大姐，二姐：（沮喪地）We are here.（大姐，二姐成為大近視眼，臉上并長滿雀斑。）
Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What's the matter with you ？大姐，二姐： Mummy! Help us.ACT 4Cinderella： （唱Star light, star bright并閉眼禱告）（這時，天空滑過一顆流星）小仙女： My candy! My candy!Cinderella! Stop singing the song.Here are the car and the dress.Be sure to come back before twelve.Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!ACT 5（宴會上，大家快樂地跳著舞）王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?Cinderella: Yes, please.（王子和Cinderella跳著DISCO）Stepmother: Who's that？大姐：She is so beautiful.二姐：I wish I were the girl.大姐：Don't make any wish, stupid girl.（鐘敲響12下） 時鐘報時：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o'clock!Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（沖忙跑走，掉了一雙鞋子。）王子： Hey! Don't be so rush. What's your name?ACT 6（在街上，王子看到女孩子就請她試穿鞋子。）
王子：Please try it on.女孩甲：（試穿后）It is not my size.女孩乙：（試穿后）It is not mine.大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady,would you please try it on.Cinderella:Oh! It's my shoe.王子：You are the girl in the party.Cinderella:Yes, I am。Thank you for bringing me the shoe.（跑走，并唱著Star light, star bright）王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me！小仙女：（穿著Cinderella參加舞會地衣服）I do. I do.小仙女：（拉著王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）Cinderella,!Stop singing the song and making any wish.。
