1.英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

My family I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What's my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you're right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I'm very happy to live with my parents together！ 我的家庭 我愛我的家庭，因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師，他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什么呢？她是一名教師嗎？是的.你說對了！我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人，她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的干活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里，我經(jīng)常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯，我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心！ My Room This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside. 我的房間 這是我的房間。

在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經(jīng)常在那做我的家庭作業(yè)。

您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在墻壁在書桌有貓的圖片。

有一個時鐘在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。

當(dāng)然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的樹和路 Skating Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good！ 滑冰 媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。

從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強(qiáng)，而且?guī)椭抑郎钤S多真諦。

我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起來，就是非常好！ The Sea What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don't. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It's really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places. 海 你對海知道些什么？ 某些人知道關(guān)于它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。

在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。

我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。

Computers Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don't need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket. Computers help us live a more convenient life. 計算機(jī) 計算機(jī)改變我們的生活。 您能做很多事用計算機(jī)。

例如，您能使用計算機(jī)寫文章，手表錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。 但對計算機(jī)的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。

計算機(jī)幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。 Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren't happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don't feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我認(rèn)為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。

微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后將感覺愉快。

某人也許說， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我會說， “請微笑，您，當(dāng)您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。

您真正地再將是愉快的”。 微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。

如此我說，微笑是象花。 它將給您幸福。

Sunday It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook 。

2.英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘."Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next？" 兩個獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。

另一個獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沉著地說：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”

于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦？”Cat and Mice Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them." "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend. "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown. 布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么？”朋友問道。

“一只小貓，”布朗夫人回答說，“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠?！?/p>

“可老鼠都是假想的呀?！迸笥颜f。

“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說道。

I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg！ 精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時候開始的？ 病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。

我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士 I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件?？墒?，沒過多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？” “聽著，”他說，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個小時。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個女士?！?/p>

The Broom Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. "Two pence," said the man. "No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again." The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave. "A penny." said the barber. "I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again." 賣掃帚的人和理發(fā)師 一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發(fā)店修面.理發(fā)師向他買了一把掃帚.當(dāng)理發(fā)師給他修完面后，問了一下掃帚的價錢. 賣掃帚的人說："兩便士" "不，不"理發(fā)師說，"我只出一便士.如果你認(rèn)為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去." 賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚，隨后問修面要付多少錢. 賣掃帚的人說："我只能給你半個便士，如果你認(rèn)為不夠的話，你可以把胡子再替我裝上." Want a Day Off 想請一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you！" 一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，“老板”，斯密斯說，“我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬。

3.英語趣味小知識

趣味英語小知識 a)Ten animals I slam in a net. 我把十只動物一網(wǎng)打盡你注意到這句話有什么特別之處嗎？對了，無論從左到右，還是從右到左，字母排列順序都是一樣的，英語把這叫做Palindromes 回文（指順讀和倒讀都一樣的詞語），關(guān)于動物的回文還有以下的例子 Otto saw pup ; pup was Otto. （奧托看見了小狗，小狗的名字叫奧托） Was it a car or a cat I saw ? Was it a rat I saw ？ （我剛才看見的是條老鼠？）b)the bee's knees又來形容最好的至高無上的東西。

[例] She is a very poor singer but she thinks she's the bee's knees. （她五音不全卻自認(rèn)為是高高在上的一流歌手。）該表現(xiàn)起源于20年代的美國，僅僅因為bee's 和 knees押韻，瑯瑯上口，迅速得到流傳，直到現(xiàn)在， 還在日常生活非正式場合的對話中經(jīng)常使用。

和時間有關(guān)的英語趣味小知識（一）時間是金，其值無價Time is money.（時間就是金錢或一寸光陰一寸金）Time flies.（光陰似箭，日月如梭）Time has wings.（光陰去如飛）Time is a file that wears and makes no noise.（光陰如銼，細(xì)磨無聲）Time stays not the fool's leisure.（時間不等閑逛的傻瓜）Time and I against any two.（和時間攜起手來，一人抵兩人）Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.（時間就是生命，懶人消耗時間就是消耗自己的生命?；驎r間就是生命，節(jié)省時間，就是延長生命）Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost.（消磨于惡習(xí)或愚行的時間是加倍的損失） （二）時間是風(fēng)，去而不返Time undermines us.（光陰暗中催人才。

或莫說年紀(jì)小人生容易老）Time and tide wait for no man.（歲月不待人）Time cannot be won again.（時間一去不再來）Time is , time was , and time is past.（現(xiàn)在有時間，過去有時間，時間一去不復(fù)返）Time lost can not be recalled.（光陰一去不復(fù)返）Time flies like an arrow , and time lost never returns.（光陰似箭，一去不返）（三）時間是尺，萬物皆檢Time tries friends as fire tries gold.（時間考驗朋友，烈火考驗黃金）Time tries truth.（時間檢驗真理）Time is the father of truth.（時間是真理之父）Time will tell.（時間能說明問題）Time brings the truth to light.（時間使真相大白?；驎r間一到，真理自明。）

Time and chance reveal all secrets.（時間與機(jī)會能提示一切秘密）Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion.（時間考驗一切，經(jīng)得起時間考驗的就為人所信仰）Time reveals(discloses) all things.（萬事日久自明）Time tries all.（時間檢驗一切）（四）時間是秤，衡量權(quán)質(zhì)There is no time like the present.（現(xiàn)在正是時候）Take time by the forelock.（把握目前的時機(jī)）To choose time is to save time.（選擇時間就是節(jié)省時間）Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.（今日事，今日畢）Procrastination is the thief of time.（拖延為時間之竊賊）One of these days is none of these days.（拖延時日，終難實現(xiàn)?；颍焊奶旄奶?，不知哪天）Tomorrow never comes.（明天無盡頭，明日何其多）What may be done at any time will be done at no time.（常將今日推明日，推到后來無蹤跡）（五）時間是水，淘金流沙Time works wonders.（時間可以創(chuàng)造奇跡或時間的效力不可思議）Time works great changes.（時間可以產(chǎn)生巨大的變化）Times change.（時代正在改變）英語趣味小知識（2）——你會犯這樣的錯誤嗎？ 你會犯這樣的錯誤嗎？ 英語有時候真是莫名其妙，你覺得你明明懂了，可實際上你又沒有懂。

所以，今天我想講幾件軼事，都是因為沒有理解聽到看到的東西而鬧出的笑話。也許，從他們的經(jīng)驗中，你也可以學(xué)到一些東西。

第一個故事發(fā)生在秘魯，一位美國婦女在餐館里用餐。她問服務(wù)員： Excuse me. Where could I wash my hands？ 服務(wù)員把她帶到洗手間，可不巧，正有一些工人在粉刷洗手間的墻壁。

工人們一看有人要用洗手間，就準(zhǔn)備離開。服務(wù)員攔住他們，說： That's Ok. Stay. She only wants to wash her hands. 在英語里，wash my hands實際上是上廁所的委婉說法。

那個服務(wù)員按照字面意思理解，結(jié)果鬧了笑話。 還有一次，一個留學(xué)生在國外的學(xué)校第一天上學(xué)，心里又興奮又緊張。

一個美國人見到一張新面孔，為了表示友好，就問： Hi! What's the good word？ 留學(xué)生一聽到這個，立刻傻眼了，他想， My God! I don't know the good word. I've studied English for years, but no one told me about the good word！ 他猶豫再三，想，反正我也不知道，就問問他好了。于是他吞吞吐吐地問： Hello. What's the good word？ 老美聽了，很隨意地說： Oh, not much. 這下，這個留學(xué)生就更吃驚了！ 原來，What's the good word？ 在美語里，是一句問候語，意思是“你還好嗎？”但問話的人并不指望你把遇到的高興的事情都一一告訴他，只是打個招呼而已。

但這個留學(xué)生以為對方真的在問什么是Good word，所以鬧了笑話，不過還好，也算給他歪打正著了。 下面的故事就更有意思了。

一次，一個美國公司的管理人員給公司一個駐外分部發(fā)了一份傳真，要求對方把職員。

4.英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

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5.有趣的英語小知識

英語趣味測試：成語對對碰 俚語和諺語是英語學(xué)習(xí)中的一大絆腳石。

這些英語句子一反常態(tài)，我們不明白這些俗語的含義，是因為我們和英語國家的文化背景不同。如果能在漢語中為這些俗語找到對應(yīng)的說法，問題就解決了。

看看下面的句子你能翻譯對幾個來。 1.After meat, mustard; after death, doctor Explanation: this describes a situation where assistance or comfortis given when it is too late。

Example: just as I had cancelled my application to go abroad, I hada promise of money for my fare. It was a case of after death, thedoctor。 2.After praising the wine they sell us vinegar Explanation: to offer to give or sell something that is inferior towhat you claim it to be。

Example: that fellow completely misled us about what he was capableof doing. After praising the wine, he sold us vinegar。 3.All is over but the shouting Explanation: finally decided or won; brought to the end; not ableto be changed。

Example: after Bill's touch down, the game is all over butshouting。 4.All lay load on the willing horse Explanation: a willing horse is someone who is always doing thingsfor others. Very often the implication is that others impose onhim。

Examples: the trouble is you're too good-natured and people takeadvantage of it. all lay load on the willing horse. You will haveto learn to refuse people who ask too much。 5.anger and haste hinder good counsel Explanation: one can not act wisely when one is angry or in ahurry。

Example: you should calm down before you decide the next move.Anger and haste hinder good counsel。 6.As poor as a church mouse Explanation: to be exceedingly poor, having barely to liveupon。

Example: he has a large family, and is poor as a churchmouse。 Note: a church is one of the few buildings that contain nofood。

7.A word spoken is past recalling Explanation: the harm done by a careless word can not easilyundo。 Example: for the rest of his life he regretted what he had said,but a word spoken is past recalling and he knew he could neverrepair the damage of that moment of harshness。

8.World is but a little place, after all Explanation: it is used when a person meets someone he knows or isin someway connected with him in a place where he would never haveexpected to do so。 Example: Who would have thought I would bump into an old schoolmateon a trek up Mount Tai. The world is but a little place afterall。

9.When in Rome, do as the Romans do Explanation: conform to the manners and customs of those amongstwhom you live。 Example: I know you have egg and bacon for breakfast at home, butnow you are on the Continent you will do as the Romans do and takecoffee and rolls。

10.What you lose on the swings you get back on theroundabouts Explanation: a rough way of starting a law of average; if you havebad luck on one day you have good on another; if one ventureresults in loss try a fresh one---it may succeed。 Example: he may always possess merits which make up for everything;if he loses on the swings, he may win on the roundabouts。

11.What are the odds so long as you are happy Explanation: what does anything else matter if a person ishappy。 Example: you complain so much, but you have a good family, parents,health, and money. What's the odd so long as you're happy。

12.Entertain an angel unawares Explanation: to receive a great personage as a guest withoutknowing his merits。 Example: in the course of evening someone informed her that she wasentertaining an angel unawares, in the shape of a composer of thegreatest promise 13.every dog has his day Explanation: fortune comes to each in turn Example: they say that every dog has his day; but mine seems a verylong time coming。

14.every potter praises his own pot Explanation: people are loath to refer to defects in theirpossessions or their family members Example: he said that his teacher considered his work brilliant,but I would rather hear it from his teacher's own mouth. Everypotter praises his own pot 答案： 1.雨后送傘 2. 掛羊頭賣狗肉 3. 大勢已去 4.人善被人欺，馬善被人騎 5. 小不忍則亂大謀 6. 一貧如洗 7. 一言既出，駟馬難追 8. 天涯原咫尺，到處可逢君 9. 入鄉(xiāng)隨俗 10. 失之東隅，收之桑榆 11. 知足者常樂 12. 有眼不識泰山 13.是人皆有出頭日 14.王婆買瓜，自賣自夸 送花須知：十二星座的幸運(yùn)花 Aries: Thistle, wild rose, gorse, nasturtium, woodbine 白羊：薊、野玫瑰、金雀花、旱金蓮花、忍冬 Taurus: Lily of the valley, violet, red rose, myrtle 金牛：鈴蘭、紫羅蘭、紅玫瑰、桃金娘 Gemini: Snapdragon, iris 雙子：金魚草、愛麗絲 Cancer: Poppy, water lily, white rose 巨蟹：罌粟、荷花、白玫瑰 Leo: Marigold, sunflower, cowslip, heliotrope, 。

6.英語小知識

讓我們學(xué)習(xí)一些有趣的小知識吧。

以下是一些的英語和漢語對手指的稱呼： 1.thumb ：大拇指。與漢語相映成趣的是，英語的all(fingers and ) thumbs也表示"笨手笨腳"的意思，例如：（1）I'm all fingers and thumbs this morning. I don't seem to be able to button up my shirt.今天早上我的手怎么這么笨呢，好像連襯衫都扣不上了。

（2）He was so excited that his fingers were all thumbs and he dropped the teacup.他激動得手都不好使了，竟把茶杯摔了。2. forefinger ：又稱index finger，即食指。

前綴fore-表示"位置靠前的"（placed at the front），所以從排位上說，forefinger應(yīng)為"第一指"。從功用上看，此手指伸出時有標(biāo)示或指向的作用。

在一些英語工具書中，我們會見到這樣的表示"參見"（index）含義的手型符號。3. middle finger ：中指。

此指居中，名正言順，且與漢語說法也一致。4. ring finger：無名指。

從世界各地的婚俗習(xí)慣來說，結(jié)婚戒指（wedding ring）戴在這一手指（通常指左手）之上，表示已婚。5. little finger： 顧名思義為小指。

在美國和蘇格蘭，人們又賦予它一個愛稱，管pinkie(pinky)，后綴-ie(-y)有"小巧可愛"之意。和時間有關(guān)的英語趣味小知識職場英語 2010-02-24 17:52:16 閱讀264 評論0 字號：大中小 訂閱 （一） 時間是金，其值無價1. Time is money.（時間就是金錢或一寸光陰一寸金）2. Time flies.（光陰似箭，日月如梭）3. Time has wings.（光陰去如飛）4. Time is a file that wears and makes no noise.（光陰如銼，細(xì)磨無聲）5. Time stays not the fool's leisure.（時間不等閑逛的傻瓜）5. Time and I against any two.（和時間攜起手來，一人抵兩人）6. Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.（時間就是生命，懶人消耗時間就是消耗自己的生命。

或時間就是生命，節(jié)省時間，就是延長生命）7. Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost.（消磨于惡習(xí)或愚行的時間是加倍的損失）（二） 時間是風(fēng)，去而不返8. Time undermines us.（光陰暗中催人才?；蚰f年紀(jì)小人生容易老）9. Time and tide wait for no man.（歲月不待人）10. Time cannot be won again.（時間一去不再來）11. Time is , time was , and time is past.（現(xiàn)在有時間，過去有時間，時間一去不復(fù)返）12. Time lost can not be recalled.（光陰一去不復(fù)返）13. Time flies like an arrow , and time lost never returns.（光陰似箭，一去不返）（三）時間是尺，萬物皆檢14. Time tries friends as fire tries gold.（時間考驗朋友，烈火考驗黃金）15. Time tries truth.（時間檢驗真理）16. Time is the father of truth.（時間是真理之父）17. Time will tell.（時間能說明問題）18. Time brings the truth to light.（時間使真相大白。

或時間一到，真理自明。）19. Time and chance reveal all secrets.（時間與機(jī)會能提示一切秘密）20. Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion.（時間考驗一切，經(jīng)得起時間考驗的就為人所信仰）21. Time reveals(discloses) all things.（萬事日久自明）22. Time tries all.（時間檢驗一切） （四）時間是秤，衡量權(quán)質(zhì)23. There is no time like the present.（現(xiàn)在正是時候）24. Take time by the forelock.（把握目前的時機(jī)）25. To choose time is to save time.（選擇時間就是節(jié)省時間）26. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.（今日事，今日畢）27. Procrastination is the thief of time.（拖延為時間之竊賊）28. One of these days is none of these days.（拖延時日，終難實現(xiàn)。

或：改天改天，不知哪天）29. Tomorrow never comes.（明天無盡頭，明日何其多）30. What may be done at any time will be done at no time.（常將今日推明日，推到后來無蹤跡）（五）時間是水，淘金流沙31. Time works wonders.（時間可以創(chuàng)造奇跡或時間的效力不可思議）32. Time works great changes.（時間可以產(chǎn)生巨大的變化）33. Times change.（時代正在改變）。

7.英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

小編提示：為了讓網(wǎng)友們查看以下的幽默小故事，特地奉上了中文翻譯..希望網(wǎng)友們看的開心！..1.Difference"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."區(qū) 別“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說。

“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上?！?/p>

2.Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."Mom," he said excitely, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I'm lucky to be h。小編提示：為了讓網(wǎng)友們查看以下的幽默小故事，特地奉上了中文翻譯..希望網(wǎng)友們看的開心！..1.Difference"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."區(qū) 別“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說。

“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”

2.Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."Mom," he said excitely, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!""And just what does this mean?" I asked."I'm flunking math," he replied.數(shù)學(xué)沒及格我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學(xué)的學(xué)生，大學(xué)一年級就上了系主任的名單。第二年他學(xué)心理學(xué)，剛幾個星期他就給家里打了個電話。

“媽媽，”他激動地說：“我找到了如何在大學(xué)里生存下去的答案！重要的不是分?jǐn)?shù)，而是具備將學(xué)到的知識應(yīng)用于日常生活的素質(zhì)。我很幸運(yùn)地有了這種奇妙的經(jīng)歷?！?/p>

“你到底是什么意思？”我問道?！拔覕?shù)學(xué)沒及格?！?/p>

他回答說。查看更多中文版的英文幽默故事。

8.最簡單的英語小故事,加中文翻譯

One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。

He looks in the well and shouts ： 它往井里一瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well！” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says， 一只大猴子跑來一看，說， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water！” “糟啦！月亮掉在井里頭啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out： 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井里頭了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 一群猴子跑到井邊來， They look at the moon in the well and shout： 他們看到井里的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let'get it out！” “月亮掉在井里頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然后，老猴子倒掛在大樹上， And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的腳， All the other monkeys follow his suit， 其他的猴子一個個跟著， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它們一只連著一只直到井里。

Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky， 正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn)月亮掛在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don't be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky！” 它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！”。